today..is such a funny day

read reader's digest jokes.
one of them was quite funny here it goes( i narrate)
there is this guy who wanted to buy pills for cough.
so he went to the pharmacy and asked. but there is no more pills left. so the pharmacist ( i think ) introduce laxatives to him. the guy eventually bought it and took the pills. one person ask him why he intro laxatives, laxatives dont cure coughs to that guy and he replied:Sure they wil.Look at him. He's afraid to cough now."


u guys get it??

no?
not funny?

too bad u dun have a sense of humor like me.....




SO???????( pokes shuchin)

nth.
this is how i communicate...
next time shld i say...not bring U magazine to sch for newspaper collection..
which i normally did. but todae pengfei theyall actually took out my magazines and started to read....the magazine right...i read to know about celeb news..not those sickly stuff..even though they have many ads on jian4 xiong1 hu4 li3......which they kept joking about...narh so sick..
yude came across some ads and articles and kept askin about stuff..tsk tsk..the magazines were mostly left with those articles becos i dun nid them...wadever i nid i tore out chunks out of the mag alreadi...hence...narh



the moral of the story is never bring magazines..ANY magazines to sch..u will never noe..wad will happen..

here's another joke.

During a home renovation, my grandfather was watching me drive in nails.
" you hammer like lightning," he said

" really?" i replied, flattered.
" you never strike the same place twice"

by Dave lockett


lol...u guys get it???
no ??
too bad..
u dun have a sense of humor like mine..

today..is such a funny day

read reader's digest jokes.
one of them was quite funny here it goes( i narrate)
there is this guy who wanted to buy pills for cough.
so he went to the pharmacy and asked. but there is no more pills left. so the pharmacist ( i think ) introduce laxatives to him. the guy eventually bought it and took the pills. one person ask him why he intro laxatives, laxatives dont cure coughs to that guy and he replied:Sure they wil.Look at him. He's afraid to cough now."


u guys get it??

no?
not funny?

too bad u dun have a sense of humor like me.....




SO???????( pokes shuchin)

nth.
this is how i communicate...
next time shld i say...not bring U magazine to sch for newspaper collection..
which i normally did. but todae pengfei theyall actually took out my magazines and started to read....the magazine right...i read to know about celeb news..not those sickly stuff..even though they have many ads on jian4 xiong1 hu4 li3......which they kept joking about...narh so sick..
yude came across some ads and articles and kept askin about stuff..tsk tsk..the magazines were mostly left with those articles becos i dun nid them...wadever i nid i tore out chunks out of the mag alreadi...hence...narh



the moral of the story is never bring magazines..ANY magazines to sch..u will never noe..wad will happen..

here's another joke.

During a home renovation, my grandfather was watching me drive in nails.
" you hammer like lightning," he said

" really?" i replied, flattered.
" you never strike the same place twice"

by Dave lockett


lol...u guys get it???
no ??
too bad..
u dun have a sense of humor like mine..