1. People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
2. 
   I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
3. 
   Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
4. 
   If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
5. 
   I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
6. 
   Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
7. 
   I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
8. 
   How come we have to choose from just 2 persons for president, and 50 for Miss America?
9. 
   We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
10. 
    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
11. 
    The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
12. 
    Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
13. 
    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

above are juz some funny slogans taken from http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-phrases-and-slogans.html

i try to post more of these to keep myself entertain...haha...i find some funny like the 13th one....12th one is also interesting..:D

1. People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
2. 
   I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
3. 
   Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
4. 
   If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
5. 
   I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
6. 
   Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
7. 
   I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
8. 
   How come we have to choose from just 2 persons for president, and 50 for Miss America?
9. 
   We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
10. 
    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
11. 
    The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
12. 
    Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
13. 
    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

above are juz some funny slogans taken from http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-phrases-and-slogans.html

i try to post more of these to keep myself entertain...haha...i find some funny like the 13th one....12th one is also interesting..:D