This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.
-- I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
-- There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.
-- Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if they are worthless.
-- People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has decended from man.
Actions lie louder than words.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.
-- I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
-- There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.
-- Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if they are worthless.
-- People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has decended from man.
Actions lie louder than words.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.